Little did I know that white women's earrings could subtly tell you whether or not they are open to dating the brother man. My associates have informed me that white women that wear hoop earrings have a 91.7% chance of being open to interracial relations.
Yes, it is true! Additionally, the size of the hoops can provide insight into how crazy she might be. Please follow this chart for a better understanding.
- 1" in diameter - sane conservative white girl who tends to avoid conflict at all costs
- 2" in diameter - tends to get upset but would want to talk about it calmly
- 3" in diameter - does not have a problem letting you know how she feels
- 4" in diameter - has been known to "fly off the handle" when she is mad
- 5" in diameter and larger - STRAIGHT CRAZY!!! Has an attitude just like a black woman and has been seen keying cars or setting clothes on fire. Partake in relations at your own risk.
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don't you know?! the bigger the hoop, the bigger the hoe!
ReplyDelete"has an attitude just like a black woman." what does that even mean? i'm not following.
ReplyDeletePls I just need a lady better than perfect...white or black...
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