#7: Backwards Poses

Often times Brother Black Radical scourers the internet to find white women to engage in interracial relations with.  Obviously, the best website that offers a vast array of women to choose from is Facebook.  But with millions of women to browse through, how can one differentiate between the ones that are open to interracial relations and those who are not?  Well, Brother Black has found that any white woman that has pictures posted in which she is doing a backwards pose is 99.99% likely to be open to interracial relations.  A backwards pose is defined as when a woman has her back turned to the camera, with her butt at a slight arch, all while her head is turned to the side and focused on the camera.  This allows her to show off her thick lower body and cute face at the same time.  And we all know that any woman who thinks she needs to showcase her thick lower body in a picture is definitely trying to solicit the attention of the brother man.  Below, you will find a visual aide to assist with your comprehension of the subject at hand.  Enjoy!

#6: Voted for Obama

The presidential campaign of 2008 was a very important one in the history of the United States of America, as a black man was elected to serve as president for the first time ever.  During this time, masses of people assembled at Obama political rallies to show their support for him.  Also during this time, Brother Black Radical Who Only Dates White Women would go to these rallies to pick up quality white women.  Quite simply, there was no better place to find white women who love brothers than at an Obama Rally!  If these white women would ardently support and entrust the well-being of the most powerful nation to a brother, then they are definitely open to starting relations with one.  "Yes We Can!!!!"  And Brother Black cannot wait until Obama begins his re-election campaign in 2011.

In this photo Brother Black counts 13 white women in the front row with Obama.  And look at the sheer joy on their faces!  Thank you President Obama.

#5: Rap Ringtones

For a reason unbeknownst to Brother Black Radical Who Only Dates White Women people find a need to have music as their ringtone.  These musical ringtones can be flat out embarrassing if they ring at inappropriate moments.  However, Brother Black was told by one of his accredited associates that white women with rap songs for ringtones overwhelmingly prefer to partake in relations with the brother man.  Now, when you are out and hear Lil' Wayne going off and you see a white woman pick up her phone your eyes should light up with excitement of yet another pursuit of relations with a white woman.

Furthermore, white woman who have a rap song as a ringback exponentially love brother more.  But, Brother Black urges to you to proceed with relations with white women that fit this categorization with the utmost caution.  As anyone with a ringback cannot be mentally stable.

#4: The Nose Ring

Today as Brother Black Radical Who Only Dates White Women was eating lunch he couldn't help but notice the three beautiful white women sitting next to him.  These women definitely took equal notice of Brother Black.  As the women were gawking at him, he noticed that all three of them had their noses pierced.  This subtle but yet endearing accessory glimmers a light of hope to all us brothers: daters of white women.

***Please note that we are talking about the little diamond stud nose rings.  The hoop nose rings are usually worn by Emo or Goth girls.  To this day, I have never seen any of these women with a brother.

#3: Military Style Hats

Saluuuuuuute!  We all know that white girls in fitted hats favor the brothers, but now that belief can be applied to those that wear military style hats (also know as Fidel Hats) as well.  At first I was a bit skeptical, so I decided to conduct my own study on the campus of The Ohio State University.  Of the five white women that I saw with these military style hats, four said that they had a black boyfriend, and one said she has never dated a brother but has always wondered what it would be like to be with one.  These results affirmed the notion that white women that wear military style hats gravitate towards the brothers.  However, it must be noted that this sample is not indicative of the entire white girl population.  Furthermore, these women were students at The Ohio State University, which has been known to produce white women who date brothers at a much high rate than the rest of the country.  This phenomenon is believed to be attributed to the success of its' athletic program.

And as always, below you will find a visual aide to assist with your comprehension of the subject at hand.

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#2: Bopper Haircut

Whaaaat? You dont know what a bopper haircut is?  Well, let me give you a brief description because this a very important indicator!  The hair is never longer than 1 to 2 inches below the ear, and sometimes it can be cut on a slope angling forward.  Most white women do not refer to the haircut as a "bopper", but they know it as a bob.  No matter what they call it, the end result is the same: DATES BROTHERS!!!  Additionally, this haircut can be accessorized with hoop earrings.  When you see this combo, GAME OOOOOOOVVVVVVVVVEEEEERRRRR!  Here is a visual aide to assist with your understanding.

***Author's note***
There was a recent Hollywood movement popularizing the "Bopper" haircut.  During this time, many white women who do not generally date brothers were getting this haircut.  This completely threw us (brothers: daters of white women) off.  However, I have talked to many of my associates from coast to coast and it appears as though this trend has ended and the market has self-corrected.

#1: Hoop Earrings

Little did I know that white women's earrings could subtly tell you whether or not they are open to dating the brother man.  My associates have informed me that white women that wear hoop earrings have a 91.7% chance of being open to interracial relations.  Yes, it is true!  Additionally, the size of the hoops can provide insight into how crazy she might be.  Please follow this chart for a better understanding.

• 1" in diameter - sane conservative white girl who tends to avoid conflict at all costs
• 2" in diameter - tends to get upset but would want to talk about it calmly
• 3" in diameter - does not have a problem letting you know how she feels
• 4" in diameter - has been known to "fly off the handle" when she is mad
• 5" in diameter and larger - STRAIGHT CRAZY!!! Has an attitude just like a black woman and has been seen keying cars or setting clothes on fire.  Partake in relations at your own risk.

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